Monday, January 25, 2010

Cry of the Monday Morning Minions



It's 3 am. I have to pee in the worse way. I can smell that giant piece of shortbread that's sitting on my laptop. I really could use a coke right now. It's raining outside, I think. The cat smells like a meat plant. [anal glands .... yuck]. Does dirty laundry breed? I think it breeds. Prolifically breeds. You know, like germs proliferate. Welcome, yet another Monday.

4 comments:

Handsome B. Wonderful said...

It does breed and we have a whole civilization in our bedroom!! YIKES!!!

Matthew Isaacson said...

I like the comparison of dirty laundry to germs. Is doing the wash like getting a shot of antibiotics, then?

tinkerbell the bipolar faerie said...

HBW ~ us too. looks like that gas mask will come in useful, then?

Matthew ~ sort of. it's like reboot, for clothing fibres.

ρομπερτ said...

I am madly in love with rain, always trying to listen, whether I can hear it drumming the spelling of a name - and if this does not work, try to imagine it as liquide sunshine.
Years since last I ate shortbread. Thank you for letting me be a part of your Monday - wish I could have changed it to be mine too.
Please have a wonderful Tuesday.

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